TRUMP FREAKS OUT After Kamala Gets RAVE Reviews… on FOX!
In a turn of events no one saw coming (not even in 2020 Bingo!), former President Donald Trump has reportedly gone ballistic after Vice President Kamala Harris received rave reviews—yes, you read that right—on Fox News. The network, often regarded as Trump’s personal cheerleading squad, dared to compliment Harris, sending shockwaves through Mar-a-Lago and causing the former president to go full meltdown mode.
According to anonymous sources close to the former president (who may or may not also be bartenders at the club), Trump was in the middle of one of his infamous golf rounds when he heard the news. Upon learning that Fox—of all places—was praising Kamala’s recent speech on national security, his reaction was described as a “total freak-out.” Some witnesses claim Trump’s golf swing suddenly turned into an aggressive lob of his 9-iron into a nearby pond, while others report he began ranting about a “Fox betrayal.”
“I can’t believe it! Fox? Fox is supposed to love me!” Trump allegedly shouted as he paced around the 19th hole. “What’s next? Are they going to endorse Crooked Hillary too?”
Apparently, the glowing review came from one of Fox News’ less bombastic commentators, who referred to Harris’ speech as “a clear, decisive articulation of America’s role in global affairs.” Viewers across the political spectrum were left stunned as the usual digs at Harris seemed to evaporate, replaced by, dare we say, professional analysis.
And Trump? Well, he reportedly couldn’t take it. According to a close friend who requested anonymity, “He felt personally betrayed. Like, they liked Kamala more than me? It hit him deep.”
Things got worse when, later that day, Harris’s newfound popularity on Fox started trending on social media. The hashtag #KamalaGetsFoxLove spread like wildfire, with users poking fun at Trump’s legendary ego. Some of the memes circulating Twitter were reportedly the final straw for Trump, including one showing Kamala in the famous red hat, rebranded to read “Make Fox News Great Again.”
To make matters worse, a series of unconfirmed rumors suggested that Trump’s advisors urged him to go on Fox himself to reclaim the spotlight. But Trump, still fuming, reportedly refused, muttering something about “disloyalty” and “fake reviews.”
As the internet spiraled into meme-fueled chaos, Harris’s camp stayed eerily quiet—no doubt relishing the rare moment of approval from the network that has historically been, shall we say, less than kind. While Trump’s reaction continues to dominate the headlines, insiders speculate that this Fox-Harris détente may be short-lived. Still, the damage is done.
Only time will tell if Fox News will return to its regularly scheduled programming of thinly veiled shade towards the Biden administration, but for now, Kamala Harris can add “getting rave reviews on Fox” to her list of surprises.
Meanwhile, Trump reportedly spent the evening nursing his bruised ego… and plotting a new TV network.
